Proper Rank Podcast

#54 WORST ICKS EVER

Hey listeners, we love you, and nothing could stop us loving you, except something really trivial and pointless that we didn’t think we didn’t like but now you’ve done it realise that we can never really look at you the same again. What do you mean you can’t believe it and you’re heartbroken, well you shouldn’t have sneezed. This week Brennan and Danny break down the ICKS

 

#53 GREATEST BEST PICTURE AT THE OSCARS

And the winner is… you for listening the best podcast in the world with the best comedians and the best people and it’s the best time of the year for all the best films so we’re listing the best best films.

 

Brennan and Danny rank all the previous winners of the Academy Awards Best Picture category. Tell us which films we missed.

#52 BEST ROOMS IN THE HOUSE

Sorry for the delay on the Spotify upload.

 

Normally we do a witty little description about what we rate but this week we’re literally doin the rooms in a house. What more is to be said. Brennan an Danny discuss the best rooms in a house. Get involved

#51 MOST POINTLESS SPORTS

Brennan and Danny rank the most pointless sports in the world.

#50 ASK US ANYTHING

PRP Is 50 not out *Raises bat in the air.

To mark the half century Danny and Brennan are doing a mail bag. Join them as they answer your questions.

#49 BRENNAN'S BIG BIRTHDAY

Go go go go Brennan it’s your birthday. Wanna know who else cool shares your birthday, does John Winthrop the younger share your birthday, let’s find out who’s the greatest on your birthday”

 

Join birthday Brennan and Danny as we find out who the best person is born on feb12

#48 BESTEST ROM COMS

Let me say, without any hope or agenda, just because it’s pod day

(And on pod day, you tell the truth)

To me, this podcast is perfect

I’m just a podcast, standing in front of a list, wondering what the greatest rom com of all time is.

 

Join Danny and Brennan as they make a list trying to find the best rom coms off all time.

 

#47 BEST EVER COMFORT FOODS

Yum yum it’s dinner time, it’s cold and raining and I want to feel comforted, what food should I eat? Comfort food obvs.

Join Brennan and Danny and they rank the greatest ever comfort foods

#46 GREATEST CHILD ACTORS

Action!! Are these people actually good, or just better than everyone their ages who can’t do multiplication or tie their laces?

Join Brennan and Danny and they find the greatest ever child actors.

 

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#45 WORST HEALTH FADS

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The good the fad and the ugly, whether it be putting your head in a bin of ice or your ballsack into a hamsters cage to keep your scrote young we can all agree fads are rubbish, but let’s find out how rubbish.

 

Join Danny and Brennan as they count down the worst health fads that there ever was.

#44 BEST SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES

We all know that proper rank plus is the best subscription you can have (as little as £3 per month, link in bio) but what are the other best ways to waste money monthly?

 

Join Brennan and Danny as they discuss and try to rank the best tv subscription services. Are you still listening? Press any button to continue

#42 WORST NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

New year new pod? No new year same absolutely dead good pod.

 

This week Brennan and Danny rank the worst New Year’s resolutions.

 

Come and do Proper Rankuary with us

#42 PERSON OF THE YEAR

#41 BEST CHRISTMAS DINNER

A Pizza Hut a Pizza Hut Kentucky fried chicken and a Pizza Hut.

 

NONE OF THESE ARE ON THIS LIST AND IF THEYRE ON YOURS, YOURE WEIRD.

 

Join Brennan and Danny as they talk turkey and rank the best items on a Christmas dinner

#40 WORST CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS

This week, that SB’s are ranking the worst Christmas traditions.

Not the wholesome ones. Not the ones your nan loves. The ones that make you sigh, check the time, and quietly consider faking a phone call.

From forced fun and awkward rituals to things we all pretend we enjoy once a year, we’re putting Christmas under the microscope and asking… does this tradition actually spark joy, or are we just too polite to cancel it?

Plus Proper Rank Plus is going LIVE!!!

#39 Best Ever Christmas Songs

It’s Chriiiiistmas!!! Last Christmas, we didn’t have a pod but this year. Stop the cavalry and step into podcasts. All you want for Christmas is to join Danny and Brennan as they rank the greatest ever Christmas songs. Get involved. Don’t be a scumbag a maggot actually just be you it’s 2025 innit

#38 BEST UK SUPERMARKETS

This isn't any podcast, It's a silly, joke infused audio and visual broadcast brought to you by two of the great British comedians with decades of experience. Every gag carefully considered, every silly pun exactly where it should be. This isn't just any podcast, it's a Proper Rank Podcast.

 

It's UK supermarkets today, worst to best. Hear the difference.

 

Like, subscribe and all that. Every little helps.

#37 WORST HAIRCUTS

La la la la la la la Gettin wiggy with it. Whether it's short back and snides or a number 2 that's number 2 some bad trims needs putting in a list.

 

Join Brennan and Danny as they discuss some of the worst haircuts ever and finally get to the bottom of a flat top.

#36 GREAT BRITISH BADDIES

The bad boys of Britain are back...well, kinda! The Salmon Boys are ranking the worst Brits around. But who will be crowned the prize bell? 

 

Stick your lists underneath and make sure to hit that thumb button.

 

Big Love. The SB's x

#35 DANNY MAC'S BIRTHDAY CHUMS

It's Danny's birthday, and what better way to celebrate than have a big old rank in front of you!

This week we are ranking his fellow birthday boys and girldems! So anyone that was born on November 6th... who did we miss? Who should be number 1? Comment below you little rank stains!!!